There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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