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  can we get nightvision for the apartment?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?

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  4.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  farters have to be the big spoon...

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross

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  well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun

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• (904): View more from Florida

  my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed

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• (805): View more from California

  I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying

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• (714): View more from California

  Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.

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