I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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