Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?