that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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