Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I've blown a few things in my day
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize
