i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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