found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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