Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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