I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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