i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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