is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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