how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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