Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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