is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
is wine microwaveable?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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