Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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