And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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