I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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