you have to choose: penises or morals?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
