I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
She even gives head with a lisp.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
dude. I can hear the air.
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