they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize