i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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