what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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