Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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