Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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