Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
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I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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