i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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