Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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