I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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