Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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