butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
