was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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