We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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