I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
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Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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