I just cut my nipple shaving
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Your cock deserves a montage
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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