We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
well most of my day revolves around power hour
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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