Heybabeimwearingurpanties
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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