We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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