After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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