I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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