just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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