I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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