mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
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