I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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