Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
i think i just lost a toe
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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