I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
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he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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