They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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