I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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