Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
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