i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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