If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Pants are for mortals
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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