I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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