Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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