matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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