i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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