at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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