i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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